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Scorching cards

Heat 3: absurd, blunt and dark-funny. Never explicit.

The cards

• Happy birthday! You survived another year of your own decisions.

  Survivor

  Happy birthday! You survived another year of your own decisions.

  Birthday · Outrageous Scorching

• This Thanksgiving, let's be grateful for the things that matter.

  Survival plan

  This Thanksgiving, let's be grateful for the things that matter.

  Holidays · Outrageous Scorching

• I've seen you eat cereal over the sink at 2 AM, and I stayed.

  Still here

  I've seen you eat cereal over the sink at 2 AM, and I stayed.

  Love and anniversary · Outrageous Scorching

• Happy retirement!

  Retired

  Happy retirement!

  Workplace · Outrageous Scorching

• Thank you for your help.

  The favor

  Thank you for your help.

  Thank you · Outrageous Scorching

• You're one of the few people I'd answer the phone for.

  A rare honor

  You're one of the few people I'd answer the phone for.

  Just because · Outrageous Scorching