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Heat 3: absurd, blunt and dark-funny. Never explicit.
The cards
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Another lap
Congratulations on completing another lap around the sun.
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Glad you were born
Of everyone who was ever born, you're one of my favorites.
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Just a number
They say age is just a number.
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Too many candles
We tried to fit all your candles on one cake.
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Going as myself
Happy Halloween from someone who refuses to wear a costume.
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Thankful
This year I'm thankful for you.
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The candy rule
Halloween rule: one for the bowl, one for me.
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Home
You're my favorite place to be.
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Still you
Out of everyone, I'd still pick you.
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More than being right
I love you more than I love being right.
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Moving up
Congratulations on the promotion!
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About that meeting
Sorry about the meeting.
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The great escape
Congratulations on escaping.
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You did it
You did it.
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Show-off
Congratulations on being successful and making the rest of us look bad.
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You showed up
You showed up when it mattered.
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I'm sorry
I'm sorry.
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You were right
I'm sorry I was right.
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